My nation is doing better than yous is! (thomas jordan) go west coast!

if you dont know what im talking about visit my nation

for all that dont know, i biz am the one who types up all the junk on this page an andy is only support

NEWSFLASH: my computer SUX!:unNEWSFLASH

this is partly owned by andy because his dream is to have the url i have

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Isnt it odd how the song carsium perficio (by enya on her album called watermark track#2) sounds like...

'hearts of poop'
'burping seaguls'

?

Heres the re-encarnated version of "the turkey tango" from the elementary school all you westridgians should recognize this!

i taught my turkey how to tango
looks like a bunch of raw mangos
he thinks hes fred astare
and has mud clots in his hair
i dont think hes from durango

hes got that body
he will never burst and gobble
and when he sings this songy
it sounds like a fart that grumbled

i taught my turky how to tango
he sings fo' shizzo muh nizzo
i think his brain is a pear
his life is like a dare
and he looks like a bunch of raw mangos

(gobble solo)

i taught my turkey how to tango
he got hit by a durango
aih dies i wont care
he could really use some nair
this song is really lamo!

dee end

Thank you mrs artsockhay for inspiring me!

Here is a following piece of poetry created by....ME!

My Friend

I have a piese of lead
helikes to go to bed
but every time he wakes up
he always bumps his head
and that is the reason why
his parentals named him ed

ed is really special
so we call him special ed
one day i went to talk to him
and this is what he said:

"i am really special"
"yes i am special ed!"
"but one day i went to school"
"and accidentaly cut off my head"

yes yes it is true ed is really dead
but now i have a special cat
and his name is special fred!

TA DA!

toma, this folowing quote(s) is dedicated to you because you showed my inner blonde to ENTIRE if the desired...

toma: it was enough to make me have muscle spasms and go "uggh"
toma: i think I'll do that now
toma: i hit the wrong key
toma: right
toma: now for my muscle spasm and uggh
toma: ios;zdnx uggh

HAHA thomas i got ya back muah ha ha (im sorry if i scare you tho)

Im sorry if this blog is TOTALY and COMPLETELY lame but hey you can blame it on my parents for giving me the brain i have1

Ok, here is a good way to get a tele-marketer to NEVER call back...

tele: Is mr. or mrs. omebodysay there?
biz:omg
tele: whut?
biz: monkey monkey
tele: comeagain?
biz: oly crap a monkey is in dee house! ee is eeting my nanas!
tele: your waht
biz: my nanas nanas!
tele: im sorry
biz: monkey monkey monkey give my my nanas
tele: i don have bananas
biz: nana nana nana give me my nanas! monkey comeback you upid animal you come back wit my nanas! I wasn my nanas! o no
tele: what r u ok?
biz: you tupid animal you bite nanas dan you bite me!
tele: i did not mite you
biz: elp elp elp i need nanas!

(hang up!)

Brought to you bye: mary (the phsychotic majority of Izbayopiatay)

I just want to say, that Mimeish is pronounced...

(my-mm-ish)
NOT
(my-mee-sh)

and also to say that i do have a brain i found that out last week toma when i found out i got a D- on my math test and that i knew what letter D was and what it ment...

DANDY-

Since the people who got me started on blog have this saying than i will to a token of my appreciation...

'fo shizzle my nizzle'

Im Ok With That, Thanks For Me! YEA