Heres the re-encarnated version of "the turkey tango" from the elementary school all you westridgians should recognize this!

i taught my turkey how to tango
looks like a bunch of raw mangos
he thinks hes fred astare
and has mud clots in his hair
i dont think hes from durango

hes got that body
he will never burst and gobble
and when he sings this songy
it sounds like a fart that grumbled

i taught my turky how to tango
he sings fo' shizzo muh nizzo
i think his brain is a pear
his life is like a dare
and he looks like a bunch of raw mangos

(gobble solo)

i taught my turkey how to tango
he got hit by a durango
aih dies i wont care
he could really use some nair
this song is really lamo!

dee end

Thank you mrs artsockhay for inspiring me!