o no! news update!

my legolas poster fell of my wall and it has a microscopic cricnkle in it! some may call it obssesion but this is an emergency!

im not trying to offend n e one but

sevies are scary!

good comebacks to your friends when they talk gibberish to you

hurmdy gurdy wobly woo lurdy gurdy sniff my poo

the sun is a mass of incandescent gass

how aret thow?

mirror their every word example...

hurdy gurdy shnip shnip
pinhs pinhs ydrug ydruh

Hurmdy hurmder shurdy do goblywobly poo

Today is officially (on my calendar, well i dont have one but still) talk-like-and-old-english-shakesperian-actor-actress-day!

things i learn as life goes on

you only have to be yourself to be scary (from experience i have found that out!)

tips from weeble and bob


if you like a donkey and it does not taste like pie you must have the bad end

lo means hello in britan

donkeys dont lie

pie is an obsessive dissorder to those in britain

bulls are looked on as enemies

cannons do not shoot balls but pies

people are multibread with bulls

thomas thomas thomas ok that was a scary dream so i shal share with the world,

the mime troupe is at my house PARTYING! and as we go on my house mysteriousely turns into the auditorium at indian hills, it had the orange seats and everything so n e ways, we are messing around and thomas says that he is moveing as the night progresses he dissappears so i go looking for him,

i go to vanessas and he is "not" there so i walk back to my house and go to the basement that looks like it did 8 years ago and he is not there and im scard so everyone pops up outa nowwhere!

"go to vanessas" they say so we do

we are in vanessas drive way and there is her car and then some girl (i think thomas' sister tho i have never seen here) and they "try" to play music and it stops and theres thomas

we are all crying and i hugg him and i wake up

wow what a scary ending! hugging? AHH! o yea and thomas also gets a hair cut but thats in a previous dream!

ok, just one question...

why do people say hey to one another on the internet? hey (otherwise known as hay) is plant grown on farms that turns brown and cows and pigs and donkeys (otherwise known as an ass) eat it. thank you for your time and conciderence!

carpe dium (drew i dunno if i spelled it right sorry but yea lol)

**Squeeze the clay**

So now you tell me that ice is slippery thomas, geeze thanks!

Proof of a DUMB blonde

autobiography by me! (biz)

So there i was sitting in the computer lab during drama class typing up my resume (different than a job resume has weight and height and junk on it!) and the computer turns off and nothing is on the screen, so i turn to my friend and tell her its her fault but i notice that her screen is black to and i blame it on her.

After moving to a new computer because the other one would not turn i start typing my resume again and i had to start over. i just got done with the doing the hair color and my friend looks at the screen and says

"Bizzo! You spellend BLONDE wrong!"

Well that clearly sums it up. Blondness is not only visible physically but mentaly for us "special ones"!

im sorry but the truth hurts!

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Thomas (oops i ment sun) is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

Thomas (darn it not again) is hot, the sun is not
A place where we could live
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives

We need its light, we need its heat
The Thomas (do) light that we seek
The Thomas (i give up) light comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy

Thomas is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

Thomas is hot...(wait NO! but maybe to joanna...)

THomas is so hot (yes to that special person mentioned above) that everything on it is a gas
Aluminum, Copper, Iron, and many others

Thomas is large...

If tThomas were hollow, a million Earth's would fit inside
And yet, it is only a middle size star

Thomas is far away...
About 93,000,000 miles away
And that's why it looks so small

But even when it's out of sight
Thomas shines night and day

We need its heat, we need its light
Thomas light that we seek
Thomas light comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy

Scientists have found that thomas is a huge atom smashing machine
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Helium

Thomas is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees

todays tip from experience for today is...

never give your older (not to mention stronger brother) a wedgie thanks for listing to toadays...

Tips of Advice!

otis is the new poop

i have found a new ice cream flavor! Cheedo Vanilla ice cream! its awesome, and o yea ranch is good with pizza 2!

Thank you thomas for figuring out jordan real identity! now i dont have to go to the mall and wait in line for hours to sit on someone lap and tell him what i want, all i have to do is break into jordans house, find the stash of presents and poof, i have my christmas presents, but ill still go and sit on his lap and find out what he said to me in the hall and then ill tell him what i want for christmas i can also ask him for miracles off break!

I dont care with what, just post (from jordan)