hello i am here to tell you about the new foriegn exchange student my family got from russian in exchange for my eldest brother.....(i dont really think the person we got is a student n e more but he sure is odd...)

his name is houdini (no not my brother but the exchange "student") he is currently living in my brothers room (yes the one we swapped for houdini) he sleeps 24/7 untill he gets hungary and then comes and eats on of us, us meaning my family and i

after he eats us he is wide awake and does what he wants until the digestion prcess is complete.

when the digestion period is complete he goes and poos us out in the bathroom. yes it is nasti but you get used to it.

i believe they call him houdini because he can eat us and then poo us out without harming us

after he does poo he goes back asleep untill he is hungary again. houdini will only bee here untill tomoroow so i am terribly sorry if you didnt get to see him or because my brother will be back so soon. yes there you have it an explanation of what happens when you get someone exchanged for a family member

things i learned...

1. poo is nasti (unless you are the poo which makes you nasti)
2. people can eat and poo you without hurting you
3. never try eating your siblings unless parental units are around to supervise
4. houdini is scary
5. send siblings away for a longer period of time when exchanging for someone else
6. i got a new hat in the mail today yipee