torsdag

do i look bosnian? (see yes maybe's blog)

söndag

hello, im bored, and i have no stories to tell, my teethe are gold my hat is old and my feet are cold.

onsdag

well, tomorrow is my 3 month with dylan! yay! and also a chorus concert, adn a track meet...whoo...
great tornado wasnt it? ahhh scary, yet not really more, annoying, the thing is the sirin thing lives right behind me, yep, oo there i see it!

tisdag

hurmdygursyshnipship bork bork bork
ugh.
yep.
hm.
i got my best score for the 400. 1:16 (minutes) (seconds) now i have to beat it.ugh.....
nick r.
i am a official lip gloss taster, (yes taster not tester) the best soo far is dr. pepper "flavored"

fredag

congragulations mary and thomas!

torsdag

as i have checked, i believe that i am the first person that published there blog out of the people i know who have blogs. well i am going to tell you about my experience at walmart last night.

as i was at walmart i was shopping for some new school supplies and i ran across a extremely hott poster of......orlando bloom for $3.96. well i bought it. and so i kept walking around the store and there was some pretty.....odd and scary looking people. well i kept walking and my dad calls so i need to go and get some cheese. so i walk around the food area for a while and cant find it. so i go and ask this guy. he has this really neet accent, like a australian accent i believe. and he tells me, "cheese? yes yes right over there." as he points. well then i noticed he had like a toothe missing. you would expect the happy walmart people to have perfect smiles. but i guess not. well any way i start going to the cheese and i hear a big yell. and i notice that its these to guys singing to a song, well they end up going to the same place i go so i was a bit scared. any way i get the cheese and check out and its all over.

what i learned from my experience.

- walmart is not all smiles as they say in their comercial with there little smily.
- i almost (felt like) i was going to get kidnapped and raped.
- walmart has their own kareoke.
- they have nice posters
- they have school supplies.

onsdag

hello. as i pondered on the way home from track i thought about what track really is and this is what i came up with......

just think about it. its quite a silly sport watching and comparing on who can walk to fastest..... that is also because i am not a fast walker.

måndag

ok the oddest thing just happened.

as i was sitting at the computer admiring other people's blogs. my dog had a little yawn thingy. at first it sounded as tho she was having a seasure then another moment later she went all stiff and now she looks as tho she had passed out. well i have come to a conclusion. there is an empty yogurt cup next to her. well you know when you watch tv and someone drinks a lot and they pass out? well i think you catch my drift ( no not the b.o. the clue on what happened)
i fell into a bush. a shard green bush. with little needly thingies. yep i fell into a bush. i think i could make this sad little story into a sad little poem.yep.

i fell into a bush
i fell on my tush
the bush whas green
but at the moment unseen
i fell into a bush

söndag

today is ester....i mean easter. i got eggs and an albino chocolate bunny and eggs. i also decided to do an experiment. i lit a box of matches. let them cool. put my fingers in them and then rubbed them together. well it was supposed to make them smoke and glow but it didnt. thats ok. it was fun using matches any way.

lördag

Thanks again to those who do not appreciate my time i dedicated to them
what i learned at school from experience.

"Dont eat POTATOES, your fat!" ~ Alec Larson

dont gleek on mathris junior scholastic, why? she will hit directly in the center of your eyes with a pen.

dont switch names with someone when there is a sub unless you can keep a straight face.

dont walk backwards during passing periods.

dont walk backwards if your a klutz.

dont offer to run the 400, ever, ever again.

play with your beton in track.

sing during track (makes others want to join in)

dont forget the number 527.
527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 257 *whoo* 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 527 i got NET WT 38 oz (2.38 LBS) (1.08 kg) of goldfish crakcers! *whoo*

torsdag

i have a track meet tonight, bad thing is, i cant run.
newsflash *my brother got a date to the prom, and the funny thing is, he got someone really pretty, *cough* compared to last year *cough*
so, as every one knows, the career day was......um...... ok one owrd: ZzZzZzZz..... so i used my time wisely and this is what i did.

we where at our 3rd presentation and i was sitting next to thomas and andy. as the lady went on and on about how she said that the best teachers where the people who have wanted to become teachers since they where little and that it was such a coincidence that she was one of them. wow how exciting. any way she hands out two objects, a paper (with her full life of teatching jobs quote: ugh : Unquote) and a tootsie pop. well i get it out and i start licking it and i was counting, why i dunno at the time, but i continued and so then i counted untill the surface of the tootsie roll was uncovered thus it took me 527 licks.

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