the apple river...

well, i just got back from minnesota, it was an o.k. trip since i was sick the whole time with a sinus cold ( my head felt like it was going to pop, but it didnt so all is good) yes, and on to the part about what i learned....

its the vacation time and we decide next to go on a little family lazey river ride down the Apple River. we drive and finally get there. and we get our tubes and we ask the lady who works there "we have never done this before, is there n e thing we should know?" she looks at us and thinks and then finally answers "nothing, except look out for the drunk people." so the we slowely go down the river for 2 hours. then we get on a bus and travel to another starting piont. so as we are waiting for the bus this "happy" teenager says "so where are you from?" with some giggles. we answer and she just stands there with her boyfriend. she starts laughing. and doesnt really stop. and then for some reason she falls over on her tube. well, then we start thinking about what the lady told us, and figured she was drunk. more people show up and we cram onto the bus, woohoo! what a fun 15 minute trip we have with drunk people... not. so we go again down the river and end up at a point where all the drunk people have decided to have a party (*they are mostly college students) and we watch and laugh, because they have no more coordination. and we see this one girl, she asks this one guy with beads, "Please can i have the beads! please please!" he responds only we dont hear him, only we do hear the girls responce, "but i already did that once, i dont want to again," and soon enough she flips up her bikini top, woah, did my brothers enjoy that.